What does the Duke of Sussex do? And the Duchess of Sussex too? Sing a song? Suck on a bong? What do they do? … for Sussex?
Here’s what the AI said when I asked…
Their contributions often involve raising awareness about social issues, supporting charitable organisations, and engaging with communities to address various challenges. Through advocacy and collaboration, they strive to create positive change and foster unity within Sussex and beyond.
WOW! CRAP!
It’s not just the leader of Reform that tells lies It’s not just the President of the United States that tells lies It’s not just Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson that tells lies It’s AI that tells lies Wondrous whoppers Do we need machines that lie to us? This is Microsoft’s very own AI It crept out of my own copy of “Word”
Thank you Bill Gates
The Duke and Duchess made one visit to Sussex, and now have ownership of a name that my neighbour’s cats unquestionably have more right to. Come on King Charles III. Please make my neighbour’s cats ‘The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’ instead. At least they live here, and amuse people and belong here. The existing Duke and Duchess came once on October 3rd2018 and they have never been seen since. There is, however, a brilliant episode of South Park dedicated to them – The Worldwide Privacy Tour – and that makes them almost silly enough to qualify as Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
What do you think?
Here are some of Hannah Turner’s lovely ceramic cats. They don’t come from Sussex, but they will do very nicely.
It’s summer, time to laugh and dance and enjoy life. Here’s a prayer for the new Prayer Book. Hope you enjoy it.
May I have pals That can cultivate the art of the giggle Without being completely blotto May the dog sing me a Mozart aria And the cat laugh at my jokes
May the Lord of Laughter Award me the world’s best toffee apple And the teeth to go with it May the Lady of Laughter Transform my luke-warm wit Into something blooming legendary
May the sun tan my toes And the moon light my way to the playground May I be adored by angels Praised by the wise And given a free pass to Glyndebourne Not to mention the Amex
Please let the Tories go away May Reform re-form on Alpha Centauri May the Labour Party show compassion for once May Brexit become a figment of my imagination
Let the sun shine on me Without giving me skin cancer Let the moon inspire me To write better than wot Shakespeare did May I love and be loved By all those I love And a few more besides And may I enjoy being And non-being as well Now and forever Thank you
There’s a lot of fear about; fear about the madness of politicians; fear about the wellbeing of the environment; fear for the future. Some reckon that fear is the opposite of love, and I am inclined to agree.This prayer is dedicated to those that are feeling the fear of the moment, and I feel for them.
Everywhere we go There is a cause A cause to worry A cause for pain
But everywhere we go There’s a powerful challenge… It comes from a little voice That says Maybe there’s no cause to worry No reason for pain
The voice says Now’s the moment To reach out To the untouchable sky And ask for calm
Very quietly it says In this second Remember the song of the sea And ask for peace
Don’t be afraid The world may seem noisy Full of clattering antagonism But it’s kind
Remember… Kindness is everywhere It’s in you and around you Gently weaving compassion Into your soul Opening doors of understanding Universal love for the world
When you experience Love for the world You can’t feel fear There’s no place Or space For fear Just love
