What do the Duke and Duchess of Sussex do?

What does the Duke of Sussex do?
And the Duchess of Sussex too?
Sing a song?
Suck on a bong?
What do they do?
… for Sussex?

Here’s what the AI said when I asked…

Their contributions often involve raising awareness about social issues, supporting charitable organisations, and engaging with communities to address various challenges. Through advocacy and collaboration, they strive to create positive change and foster unity within Sussex and beyond.

WOW!
CRAP!

It’s not just the leader of Reform that tells lies
It’s not just the President of the United States that tells lies
It’s not just Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson that tells lies
It’s AI that tells lies
Wondrous whoppers
Do we need machines that lie to us?
This is Microsoft’s very own AI
It crept out of my own copy of “Word”

Thank you Bill Gates

The Duke and Duchess made one visit to Sussex, and now have ownership of a name that my neighbour’s cats unquestionably have more right to. Come on King Charles III. Please make my neighbour’s cats ‘The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’ instead. At least they live here, and amuse people and belong here. The existing Duke and Duchess came once on October 3^rd2018 and they have never been seen since. There is, however, a brilliant episode of South Park dedicated to them – The Worldwide Privacy Tour – and that makes them almost silly enough to qualify as Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

What do you think?

Here are some of Hannah Turner’s lovely ceramic cats. They don’t come from Sussex, but they will do very nicely.

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